Saturday, March 31, 2007

Mahjong Anonymous

In view of the stupid 8500 word research paper I have to write for Aviation law, my msn nick is: I tie myself to the table.

This is how addicted people think I am. My fren msned me and asked: To the desk or the mahjong table?

I have to blame myself for not making myself clear. Contra proferandum and I am guilty as charged.

Otherwise, I was randomly thinking of people who are seriously addicted to mahjong. If there is the AA for alcoholics and the SA for sexaholics (is that what you call them?), should there be a MA for mahjong addicts? In that case, won't it be terrible because I would think that the best way to stop a person from playing mahjong is to make it very difficult for him or her to find mahjong kakis. But, if you have a MA, then that problem is solved!

Terrible Horrible! You get a whole bunch of people who are gian to play mahjong together, it is so easy for them to form a table. You can play 3 pple mahjong or if you have too many people, just take turns lor...

The future is bleak! How are mj addicts supposed to quit then??? I wonder.....

Friday, March 9, 2007

I got a shi san ya. nayneenayneebooboo

Hello people!

I made my shi san yao again. Yes, this is the second time. lalalalala. I don't care wat pple say abt it being suay cause I got money in my pocket and nothing is more liquid and secure den cold hard cash. Take that people! bwahhahaha.. shi san yao! shi san yao!

Worship me, the shi san yao queen!

Saturday, March 3, 2007

The previous post sucked

Bah, I think i was really not clear so congrats to those people who understood it and apologies if I made your head hurt from trying to understand what the crap was it I wrote.

Little tidbit. Went out for dinner with the girls yesterday. We were belatedly celebrating Bik's and Jia's birthday. Menotti u know? At Raffles City, hidden in the esprit store. We chatted for ages. I forgot how long it has been since we went out and sat down to talk rubbish. It was nice.

Then today I went out with the older sister and bought shoes. boy love shoes. being inspired from all the sex and the city episodes I have been watching. I know the fashion is out dated but it's fun to watch how pple mix and match. If only my account had no limit and my dad had oodles of money for me to spend. for now, i have to settle for rummaging through sales whilst trying to find a good buy. It's hard to buy shoes for clown feet like mine. Big feet mean I am more stable so it's harder to push me down. But big feet also means I am no Cinderella which then means that I will not be finding a prince anytime soon. Oh my, maybe I am one of those evil step sisters who needs to cut off a toe in order to fit into a shoe and find a husband. hahahaha god i would never be that desperate.

I am ranting random stuff. I need to organise my thoughts and be clearer in my writing. Someone told me that recently and I was slightly surprised cause yeah I was surprised. Doesn't matter.

boing boing boing.... bouncing off till i find something else more boliao to talk abt.

The Qiang Kang Rule

Just a new rule that I learnt the other day. I thought I should educate all of you.

Example: Lulu, Mimi, Apple and Prada are playing mahjong after a particular hard night at work. Lulu discards 6 bamboos and Mimi pengs it. Thus, we have 3 "6 bamboos" being displayed. Later on in the game, Mimi draws a card and it turns out to be "6 bamboos" too. So Mimi takes out the card, shows it to lulu, apple and prada in order to kang and get money. At this point of time, Prada is also waiting for a "6 bamboos" in order to game. In the tussle for possession of the card, Prada wins! Notwithstanding Mimi was the one who drew the "6 bamboos".

To top off the sundae with a big huge cherry, Prada gets to add yi tai because she qiang kang! tadah! so fun rite? You get an extra tai for nothing. And I would think that snatching the card from someone would be very satisfying. I know that it's not nice to build your happiness on someone else's loss but boy oh boy that should be pretty darn fun.

Clarifications:
Firstly, it is NOT qiang kang if Mimi had 3 "6 bamboos" and Apple threw a "6 bamboos" which Mimi wanted to kang. In this case, if Prada were waiting for a "6 bamboo" to game as well, she gets priority but there is no qiang kang and no adding of yi tai.

It's pretty confusing. But I learnt something new and I wanted to share the knowledge.